September 21, Monday
Today didn’t go as planned.
I woke up early. Very early. And I had my bath oh but just as I wanted to iron my clothes, NEPA performed miracle. They took the light. Luckily for me, mommy had already gone to work. If not, she would have beat hell out of me.
So, I had to go and beg my neighbor to help me use his charcoal iron to iron my clothes. The iron was so black that I was afraid that it would stain my cream uniform. My sister said the charcoal looks like devil bum bum (buttocks). 😒 I wonder where she saw devil’s buttocks now.
After my neighbor finished ironing with the devil bum bum iron, I rushed to school. I didn’t even get to eat breakfast.
When I got to the bus stop, I had to take ‘danfo’ because the Brt bus ticket sellers were no where to be found. I don’t understand how the buses would start business but the ticket seller won’t be there.
It was a terrible morning.
I got to school sha but after everything I was late. It wasn’t my fault. There was traffic. If I had entered the Brt and it took it’s personal lane then I would have gotten to school super fast.
The teachers on duty were already waiting for us. They told us to get broom and sweep the compound. In Jss1, we had to go to our classes and get the broom (bundles of stick tied together) but now that I was to go to a new class, I didn’t know where the broom was so I had to wait for others to finish sweeping.
Jss1’s were just seating around until they called in. Because they were new students, they were not allowed to serve punishment. Nonsense children. Their eyes will soon clear. They don’t know how annoying this school is. Me sef, I was deceived by the flowers in the school.
By the time I got to my new class, assembly was over and people were already sitting down. I had wanted to seat in front beside Tiana, Amaka and Ugochi. And I remember telling Ugochi to keep seat for me last term.
But when I got to the class. All the front seat were already taken. Me that I’m so short, I’m doing competition with the tables in my class, had to go and seat at the back. What kind of life is this? 😭😭😭
And it’s not like my new seat partners were reasonable people oh. I was seating beside the most annoying set of people in the school. Boarders 😖😖 They’re so proud and obnoxious. Feeling like they’re on top of the world.
Nothing interesting happened, except that we now had a new class teacher, Mr Ebuka. Ugochi said she was sorry she couldn’t keep the seat and that it was Tiana that gave my seat away to one oyinbo (white) girl like that. I can’t believe that Tiana would do that. She is supposed to be my friend.
During break, I saw Chinelo. Chinelo is a friend of mine. My mom and hers met during our interview to get into the school. She didn’t do much during the holidays either and I asked her what it means to pass on trial. She said she didn’t know. That means my teacher obviously made a mistake. If I write stupid teacher now, they will say I’m being rude when I’m being factual.
After break, I returned to class and took my seat. Luckily for me, most of our teachers dictated the words for us so I didn’t need to look above people’s heads to see the board. Our chalk board is green and not black. Green like everything in our school. Green and white. Are we now Nigerian flags? They will soon ask us to be wearing green pant now.
Our last class was Science. Normally, I like science because it is interesting and it helps me to understand the world but I didn’t really like my Jss1 teacher. I was happy that our teacher had been changed but now our new teacher gave us assignment. On the first day of school. Who does that?
So nothing really interesting happened when I got back home except that my sister told me all about the interesting cartoons she had watched while I was at school. I can’t wait for the annoying girl to begin school next week.
Well, I have to go and do my science assignment. Seriously, what kind of teacher gives student’s assignment of five chapters in the workbook? I’m sure Omo’s invisible head 👥 already knows the answer and Peter’s four eyes has seen it. 👓
💮From the girl who cannot possibly finish this homework today and doesn’t plan to💮
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I used to believe that some people had one invisible head. Silly right.
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