Entry #3

September 20, Sunday


It’s me again.

I’m not sure whether I feel angry ๐Ÿ˜ก or sad ๐Ÿ˜ž

School is resuming tomorrow. I wonder who invented school and why? It is just terrible. Mommy was yelling at me to get all my things ready. She was angry that I had not ironed my uniform.ย 

What’s the point? ๐Ÿ˜‘

It will still get rough when I iron it besides there will be light tomorrow morning. Amen.

I have to add that Amen because NEPA can do wondrous things sha.
NEPA tonight till I sleep : ๐Ÿ’ก
NEPA immediately I wake up: โŒ๐Ÿ’ก

I can’t wait to see Ugochi tomorrow and Tiana too. I will copy Tiana’s Maths home work but I’m not sure about her Home Econs. She does not like the subject. It is not that I don’t like Home Econs but..ย  I don’t like Miss Ofoegbu, the wicked teacher. She just like punishing ppl up and down. ๐Ÿ˜ก

I hope she is not teaching us again because me I will just fail.

Speaking of failure ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mommy called me to her room today. Me I thought she had found out that I had not finished my homework but it was for a different reason. She reminded me that I passed o ‘Trial.’

What does that even mean? I don’t know but it is not good sha. The way mommy was talking ehn. It was as if I had failed JSS1 but how can someone fail simple JSS1 and it said “passed”.

I’m sure my teacher put the trial there by mistake. ๐Ÿ˜ค

So after she reminded me of that one, she told me that I should not forget that she and daddy are working very hard to pay my school fees. That they don’t buy all the things that they want and that the school fees I very expensive. I felt like crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Because I felt like they were suffering for me.

That’s when MuMu (idiotic) me now said “I will do my best.”

Mommy said I can work harder. She said those people in my class (Omo and Peter ๐Ÿ˜‘) that come first do they have two heads? She reminded me that I have one head like them and she made me promise to win an award this session.

But she does not know that winning an award is almost impossible. First, Omo actually has two heads. The second on is just invisible. That is why she can remember and understand everything the teacher teaches an Peter has four eyes ๐Ÿค“ So he is smarter.

Omo’s older sister, always takes the prizes for her set so mommy should see that it is not my fault. She didn’t give birth to me with two heads or with glasses and I don’t have an older sister. Just one annoying little brat.

I’ve finally made up my mind.

I’m angry. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

I didn’t even want to go to school an now I have to work harder. I think ill just have to find my invisible head or my other pair of eyes.

I need to sleep. Can’t be late on the first day of school.

๐Ÿ’ฎFrom the one without an invisible head or four eyes๐Ÿ’ฎ